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Angelic smiles

We know a angel is hanging about over our forum. It's a Guardian Angel, fellow mate of Willy, the Security Guard of Delavigne Corporation (not an angel that one!).
But there are so many angels around the world who could let us smile quite fondly.
Be this thread dedicated to their angelic says.
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  • Jack (age 3) was watching his mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom, why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"
  • DJ (age 4), back from errands with mom, stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"
  • Sophie, 5, to her brother DJ: You silly little boy, you're not for sale. It’s your size. As grandma steps on the scales, they say "Come back a second time".


    note 1 to Gee : in bathrooms, scales are always going by 2.
    note 2 to non-insiders about America: Every American grandmas are portly.
  • Roger*, Maresah!
    The scales written in the plural because before sophisticated scales were coined, the device to weigh things was made of a pole and two pans called scales, one scale at each tip of the pole.
    Scale in the sigular has nothing to do with a weighing device.


    (*)<roger> in radio phraseology means "I got your say", "well copied", "OK".
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    Brittany (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"
  • James (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"
  • Clinton (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"
  • Sarah, 4, coming to her kindergarten in the late morning: 'Mum was back this morning with a sister to me.'
    Teacher: 'Fine, Sarah! Your parents bought a new baby.'
    Sarah: 'No. We are used to doing everything by ourselves.'
  • Tammy (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"
  • Melanie (age 5) asked her granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember, you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

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