From The Guardian Angel:
To: Willy the Security Guard (security@DelavigneCorp.com)
Cci: Gymglish Subscribers (gymglishers@world.earth)
From: The Guardian Angel (angegardien@septièmeciel.space)
Subject: lovers run off
Dear Willy,
The PIA (Paradise Intelligence Agency) released today shocking news. The Agency reported a tip that the CEO of the Delavigne Corp. had fled away from the company premises along with Susan Bliss, head of the marketing department. They took off in a private helicopter! What the hell are they flying to with such an out-of-date powerless aircraft!
As any lovers they go to a lot of trouble to reach cloud nine. But according to its handbook, their machine can hardly climb to FL360. Bad to them.
Here in heaven we are all amazed that you, a Security Guard of your high standard who has proven record of cracking down on misconducting employees, you could let the lovers slip away on a so bad nag machine.
For the lovers own good a warrant of arrest is to be launched here and now. I rely on your good will with that mission.
As soon as they are arrested, do prevent them from hiring a flight with the latest Richard Branson's rocket. Its flight last hardly 6 minutes, not enough to make love in a good way and not enough to launch a commercial either.
The only way to come up here in paradise, well above cloud nine, is to buy a double one-way ticket for the next flight of the spaceship Soyouz. (Twice 25.000.000 $ is a trifle for a Delavigne.) Like Anousheh Ansari did last week on her first-blog-from-the-space, Susie would be able to launch a commercial from space. What a feat for the company! The Delavigne fragance would be a winner.
And to themselves, what a thrill to play, like the Living Theatre did in the 1970s, "paradise now!"
I trust in you to manage things efficiently.
Highly yours,
The Guardian Angel
doc.: http://spaceblog.xprize.org (Anousheh's reports filed in space explorer)
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to be on cloud nine, être au septième ciel
FL360, (Flight level 360) i.e. 36.000 feet at standard pressure of 1013.2 hPa
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28 Sept. 2006