jokes from home by the sea
1.
Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about
to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll
ring down to room service.'' He calls and asks for some condoms.
The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?''
''No,'' he says, ''I'll suffocate!''
2.
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Naples went to the
> local church for confession.
>
> When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said,
> Father during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and
> asked me to hide her from the Germans. So I hid her in my attic.
>
> The priest replied, that was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you
> have no need to confess that.
>
> It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors
> every day and twice on weekends.
>
> The priest said, By doing that, you were both in great danger. However,
> two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that
> way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven.
>
> Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one
> more question.
>
> And what is that? asked the priest.
>
> Should I tell her the war is over?
Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about
to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll
ring down to room service.'' He calls and asks for some condoms.
The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?''
''No,'' he says, ''I'll suffocate!''
2.
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Naples went to the
> local church for confession.
>
> When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said,
> Father during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and
> asked me to hide her from the Germans. So I hid her in my attic.
>
> The priest replied, that was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you
> have no need to confess that.
>
> It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors
> every day and twice on weekends.
>
> The priest said, By doing that, you were both in great danger. However,
> two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that
> way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven.
>
> Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one
> more question.
>
> And what is that? asked the priest.
>
> Should I tell her the war is over?
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11 Feb. 2008