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Joke(s) in English!

A good one (?) :


Why 6 is afraid of 7?
----> Because 7 8 9! ('Seven Eight Nine' ---> 'Seven ate Nine'!!)


Good one? Not so sure...


Peace Out!
Willy - The Security Guard of the Delavingne Corp.

76 comments

  • A Scottish one.


    How to get a personal address book costless?


    Simply take your old telephone directory and cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.
  • A really French one.


    There are a lot of people in France who'd like to learn English.
    Some ring at the right door and run the Gymglish.
    Some other ring at a wrong door where they have been told they would learn English in a three days time.
    Jean went to such a wrong door.
    He rang the bell.
    The door opened wide and he got casually showed in by a "Between.."




    Only witty French talking people are able to understand this story.
    British or American should use an English-French dictionary to get at it.
  • A damned one


    What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
    Dam!
  • A Scottish one


    Why are there no fridge in Scotland?
    Because they fear that the light would not get switched off as they would close the fridge.
  • This is my favorite :
    Still waters run deep... Connie’s waters had run fast and shallow. She had been popular.
  • From Jean Pierre:
    This is my favorite :
    Still waters run deep... Connie’s waters had run fast and shallow. She had been popular.

     


    Er? I don't understand. What's the pun?
  • From Willy The Security Guard:
    A good one (?) :


    Why 6 is afraid of 7?
    ----> Because 7 8 9! ('Seven Eight Nine' ---> 'Seven ate Nine'!!)


    Good one? Not so sure...


    Peace Out!
    Willy - The Security Guard of the Delavingne Corp.

     


    It was a good one. That's my point of you
    Stéphnikas
  • A fairy one


    A couple celebrating their silver wedding anniversary have a fairy come round the venue.
    As a gift, the fairy tells: "For your 25 years long fidelity I grant each of you a wish."


    The wife: “I’d like to travel worldwide with my husband.”
    The fairy moves her wand around … sparks fly … a bundle of flight tickets cling to the wife’s hand.


    The husband: “Er.. (to his wife) Sorry my honey, we can’t miss the opportunity. (to the fairy) I’d like my wife be 30 years younger than me.”
    The fairy moves her wand around … sparks fly … the husband is 90.

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