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Joke(s) in English!

A good one (?) :

Why 6 is afraid of 7?
----> Because 7 8 9! ('Seven Eight Nine' ---> 'Seven ate Nine'!!)

Good one? Not so sure...

Peace Out!
Willy - The Security Guard of the Delavingne Corp.

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  • A good one?

    Why do they only eat one egg for breakfast in France?
    ----> Because in France, an egg is an oeuf ('enough')...

    Got it?!
    Peace Out!
    Willy (The Security Guard of the Delavigne Corp.)
  • What has a head and a tail but no body?
    A coin.
  • Another short one, a nice one as well :

    What did one plate say to the other plate?
    Lunch is on me!
  • A ghostly one?

    What has a head and a tail but is nobody?
    A ghost.
  • What has wheels and flies?
    A garbage truck.
  • A few Chritmassy ones:

    -How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
    A merry Christmas to ewe.

    -What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
    Santa Clues.

    -Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
    They both drop their needles.

    A bit far-fetched, aren't they?
  • Chen Lee and the dragoon.

    Chen Lee travelled by train from Dayton to Hamilton. In the same compartment, sitting opposite him, a GI was dozing.
    All of a sudden Chen Lee stood up, hit the window and squawked. The GI lifted up an eyelid and right away went on dozing.
    Ten minutes later the same game took place.
    And again every ten minutes.
    At the end the GI said: What are doing?
    The GI: There are no dragoons here in the States, poor chap.
    Chen Lee: IT PROVE IT WORK.

    (Translated in current American : It proves it works.)
  • -What's the difference between English and French lorry-drivers?
    They don't have their suntans on the same arm.

    -What would happen if you crossed your electric blanket with your toaster? (Funny idea, I admit)
    You'd pop out of bed in the morning.

    -Why are octopuses criminals?
    They are well-armed and dangerous.
  • A young man woos a young woman saying:
    "I love you. I feel desire for you."
    The young woman:
    "Change your mind. My heart has already been given to someone else."
    The young man:
    "That’s no matter. I’ll make do with what’s left."
  • A faded one?

    Two old men who lived in a village deep in the country decided one day to take a trip to London. This meant they had to leave their village, get on a bus to the nearest town and there catch the train to London.
    It was all a big adventure for them as they had never done anything like it before.
    To eat on the journey they had bought some bananas. They'd never eaten bananas before either.
    They got on the train and were marvelling at the speed. One man decided to try his banana. But just as he was taking a bite, the train entered a tunnel.
    "Have you eaten your banana yet?" he called out to his friend.
    "No", replied his friend.
    "Well, do not", said the first man, "I took one bite of mine and went blind."

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