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Joke(s) in English!

A good one (?) :


Why 6 is afraid of 7?
----> Because 7 8 9! ('Seven Eight Nine' ---> 'Seven ate Nine'!!)


Good one? Not so sure...


Peace Out!
Willy - The Security Guard of the Delavingne Corp.

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  • Do you know why a bicycle cannot stand by itself?


    It's because it's two-tyred.
  • What do you call a fish with no eye ?
    FSH !


    What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
    I have no I-Deer
  • According to me it's 9 that should be affraid of 7...
    Because "seven hate nine" so he can make him bad tricks!


    Good one? Not so sure...


    From Willy The Security Guard:
    A good one (?) :


    Why 6 is afraid of 7?
    ----> Because 7 8 9! ('Seven Eight Nine' ---> 'Seven ate Nine'!!)


    Good one? Not so sure...


    Peace Out!
    Willy - The Security Guard of the Delavingne Corp.

     
  • teachers nowadays specialize so much that they know more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
  • A man asks the waiter if crabs are served in this restaurant. The waiter answers, "Oh yes, we serve everybody."
    (just silly, weak, corny)
  • A selfish crab stepped into a restaurant and ordered a man chop. Some minutes later it got served a shellfish plate.
    That's not my order, crabbed the crab.
    Some minutes later the waiter came back with a crabs plate.
    Are you making a fool of me? grumbled the crab.
    Not at all, replied the waiter. We serve anybody with what they deserve... selffish customers with shellfish and crabby customers with crabs.
    Thereupon the waiter walked away sideways... respectfully to the customer.
  • A friend of mine going by the name of Claude whom you might possibly bump into down this lounge just sent me this one:


    Bruce was a typical Scot. His wife Mary had just died and he wanted to place the least expensive death notice. He went to the newspaper office and lodged on the form: "Mary died".
    The clerk explained that there was a minimum charge and he could have five words. Bruce added three more words : "Mary died, car for sale".
  • That was a good one, five stars.
  • Listen, this is what happened to Yogi Berra the other day in a pizzeria:


    Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked "How many pieces do you want
    your pie cut?" Yogi responded "Four. I don't think I could eat eight."
  • *****

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