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User since 2006
Posts: 2715

29 Dec. 2010

Being short of good jokes, why not turn to lame ones?

A motto (for whacky): Love thine enemies. It makes them so mad.

A young boy whose aunt comes to pay him a visit was very quiet, as he used to be restless. The aunt: "You are used bo being more talkative, my nephew. What's up?" The boy: " My parents told me to shut up in order that I don't tell you have a big red nose."

Sugar? White powder, if not put into your teacup, it makes it taste very bad.

Lame jokes, indeed!

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User since 2008
Posts: 499
31 Dec. 2010

Hey Joe,

you are touching a very delicate point here. Lame jokes have without any question their right of existence. They are entitled to be told - to espace this excruciating ennui.

Besides, you are not my enemy, Joe - but I love you though. You never cease to amaze. And without a jibe here and then, life would be boring. Lest we never get parted.

But don't feel too safe, Joe. I could torture you with some chapters of archaic English literature. Shakespeare himself would be astonished.
Hey Joe, you are touching a very delicate point here. Lame jokes have without any question their right of existence. They are entitled to be told - to espace this excruciating ennui. Besides, you are not my enemy, Joe - but I love you though. You never cease to amaze. And without a jibe here and then, life would be boring. Lest we never get parted. But don't feel too safe, Joe. I could torture you with some chapters of archaic English literature. Shakespeare himself would be astonished.
AhQ ['a: kiu]
User since 2006
Posts: 2715
2 Jan. 2011

I have got a weird feeling... but I don't feel mad at all... So I seem not to be whacky's enemy... What a wonderful thought!

Oops! I passed the test.
I have got a weird feeling... but I don't feel mad at all... So I seem not to be whacky's enemy... What a wonderful thought! Oops! I passed the test.
AhQ ['a: kiu]
User since 2006
Posts: 2715
29 Dec. 2010

Being short of good jokes, why not turn to lame ones?

A motto (for whacky): Love thine enemies. It makes them so mad.

A young boy whose aunt comes to pay him a visit was very quiet, as he used to be restless. The aunt: "You are used bo being more talkative, my nephew. What's up?" The boy: " My parents told me to shut up in order that I don't tell you have a big red nose."

Sugar? White powder, if not put into your teacup, it makes it taste very bad.

Lame jokes, indeed!
Being short of good jokes, why not turn to lame ones? A motto (for whacky): Love thine enemies. It makes them so mad. A young boy whose aunt comes to pay him a visit was very quiet, as he used to be restless. The aunt: "You are used bo being more talkative, my nephew. What's up?" The boy: " My parents told me to shut up in order that I don't tell you have a big red nose." Sugar? White powder, if not put into your teacup, it makes it taste very bad. Lame jokes, indeed!

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